Rub some mud in the man's eye with subversive ANP gear.

One day this sidebar will be used to sell you some bullshit. Capitalism , baby. Feel it !



Is sarcasm your weapon of choice ? Are you a 'whacky photoshop guy' ? Why not join the 'staff' ?

Conform To Non-Conformity

The road less traveled is a pain in the ass. It's true. And who really cares if it goes anywhere anyway ? Some trailblazing maverick is bound to come through and carve a swath into the depths of obscurity for us all to follow. Why shouldn't that unsung hero be .......

Let's face it. The world owes you something and it's time to cash in. Put on your clean shirt and slacks and claim your place at the trough. The most bloated swine will be difficult to move. Revolution would be easiest if we would all just squeal and whine at the same time. So shake the stink off and join today.

ANP’s Top 9 Things Liberals and Conservatives Should Stop Doing.

In an anemic effort to keep up with the latest outdated trends we felt obliged to create a numbered list of the things Liberals and Conservatives should stop doing, immediately, on the internet.[more]



Editorial : The United Saints Of America : Exposed

If you've spent any time on the internet chances are good you've stumbled your way into a political debate or two hundred. After dodging the volley of watered down catch-phrases and current talking-point memes, you've no doubt been inevitably bludgeoned by the big stick of the founding fathers.[more]



Editorial : Diarrhetoric

Your brain is a cesspool. Like the water around a factory farm your brain is fed a steady flow of excrement until it is so polluted that nothing can grow inside its dank and stagnant depths.  The chicken-shit Shakespeares of the media campaign to program your useless lobes hide behind the visage of an archaic concept known to scholars of history as "journalism". [more]


Passionately Indifferent

apathetic ( P ) Pronunciation Key (p-thtk) also apathetical (--kl) adj. Feeling or showing a lack of interest or concern; indifferent. Feeling or showing little or no emotion; unresponsive.

nihilism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-lzm, n-) n. Philosophy. An extreme form of skepticism that denies all existence. A doctrine holding that all values are baseless and that nothing can be known or communicated. Rejection of all distinctions in moral or religious value and a willingness to repudiate all previous theories of morality or religious belief. The belief that destruction of existing political or social institutions is necessary for future improvement.