Conform To Non-Conformity

The road less traveled is a pain in the ass. It's true. And who really cares if it goes anywhere anyway ? Some trailblazing maverick is bound to come through and carve a swath into the depths of obscurity for us all to follow. Why shouldn't that unsung hero be .......

Let's face it. The world owes you something and it's time to cash in. Put on your clean shirt and slacks and claim your place at the trough. The most bloated swine will be difficult to move. Revolution would be easiest if we would all just squeal and whine at the same time. So shake the stink off and join today.

Editorial : Diarrhetoric

Your brain is a cesspool. Like the water around a factory farm your brain is fed a steady flow of excrement until it is so polluted that nothing can grow inside its dank and stagnant depths.  The chicken-shit Shakespeares of the media campaign to program your useless lobes hide behind the visage of an archaic concept known to scholars of history as "journalism". [more]

 

Editorial : Fear

It's what's for dinner.

There's a special kind of magic in subverting the power of the masses with the iron grip of fear. It's a shrewd move if you are a super-villain , a religio-political regime , or middle management in a retail chain. Debilitating the opposition with fear is a tried and true method of assuring your place at the head of the pack. [more]

 

Dr. Kleetus Von Orgasmus' Re-Education Classes

My research into the human condition is without peer. To sum up its greatness in such a limited space as this would be monumentally challenging for even an erudite overman such as myself. With that in mind I shall try to open your tiny monkey brain and poke around until the sparks fly. By utilizing my techniques you too can rise above the fecal hurling knuckle draggers that pull our lot down into the muck of society. [more]